Title: Birth of an American Gigolo
Author: Deek Rhew
Release Date: January 19, 2016
Review Copy: From author in exchange of honest review
An old party girl turned domestic diva, infuriated by her husband's cheating--and his holier-than-thou, tree-hugging, no-tits and no-hips girlfriend--inflicts her wrath by training a local boy in the fine art of seduction. She and her new boy toy turned love god, start a gigolo business as a distraction for the neglected and mistreated housewives of Alabaster Cove.
Warning for some readers: This isn't a young adult or new adult book. This book has adult content and may not be suitable for everyone.
Warning for some readers: This isn't a young adult or new adult book. This book has adult content and may not be suitable for everyone.
Everyone wants a hot steamy book every once and a while. But sometimes it's the level of steaminess that can throw a reader such as myself off. Deek's debut book, luckily had the right amount for my taste buds. The story revolves around Lindsey and her newly acquired boy toy, Dios. We're introduced to Lindsey in a time where she's realized her husband is cheating on her. But rather than throwing divorce papers in his face, she decides to have some fun. See, Dios isn't just your average hot gardener that's hired more for eye candy than actual skill. Dios is actually the nephew Stewarts new girlfriend. After realizing who Dios is, Lindsey thinks of a plan, over a drag, that is. The plan she thinks of isn't just for her own pleasure, but for all the ladies who aren't in happy marriages.
I enjoyed this story. It was a needed break between all the young adult stories I've been reading recently. Deek is an incredible writer, and I found myself almost being able to relate to Lindsey. Seeing that I've never been married, I was expecting to just feel pity for her. If you're expecting more of a romantic book, you've come to the wrong place. This book is all about lust and feeling the high that comes from having fun in bed.
There was only one blip that I had a problem with. See, the flow started out smoothly, we're able to see from both Lindsey's and Dios' points of view, but then about a third of the way through, we're reading from a different person, someone who wasn't mentioned in the beginning of the story. Which, I didn't mind, but I felt the transition as to why we're here could have been communicated differently. While the last bit nicely wraps up and we're told more about this third person, I felt it would have been nice to know more before the fact, than after.
I loved how Lindsey never lost her confidence throughout the story, despite starting something risque and the chance of getting caught were high. But she had a plan, as most people who would, if you were trying something that wasn't exactly legal. What you can expect from this book is a lot of snark. With Lindsey being a strong, almost independent woman, she's not afraid to pack a punch with her mouth. This factor alone, made me love her.
I give Deek major kudos on his debut, and I look forward to adding more of his books to my shelves.
For those of you who are new to Deek, and this story of his. You'd be happy to know that his wife also writes. Erin has a young adult fantasy trilogy called The Fulfillment Series out as well. So, I had the opportunity to sit down with both of them and ask them some questions.Welcome to the Hufflepuff common room, I mean to my blog Lost in Ever After.Deek and Erin: Hi, Kristie! Thanks so much for having us on your blog. We can see someone is a serious Potter fan! What a fun, brilliant series.1. Let’s start off with an easy question, as I haven’t had all my coffee yet. So please introduce the other person for us, and what Hogwarts house they’re in.Deek: Okay, so this is tough. I can see Erin in one of two houses.House Hufflepuff values hard work, dedication, patience, loyalty, and fair play. These are all traits that Erin has in spades! She works so super hard, is very dedicated—you could NEVER have a better friend than her. She’s way patient with those, such as myself, that might stretch her calm cool demeanour. I value her loyalty to us as a couple and to anyone that knows her; and she’s more than fair.House Ravenclaw values intelligence, knowledge, and wit. Their emblematic animal is the eagle and their colors are blue and black. Not saying Erin’s favorite animal is the eagle, but she does believe in America and that is, of course, our country’s symbol. Also her favorite color is blue so that matches too. She’s WAY wicked smart and I’ve never known anyone that knows more stuff than her. As for wit, my bride keeps me in stitches. She’s totally hilarious.Hmmmmm decisions…I would say that of the two…Hufflepuff!Erin: I can see Deek in two houses as well. But that's mostly because there's the house he's actually in and the one he fancies himself to be in. ;)So, I'll start with the one he thinks he's in: Slytherin. He loves the bad guy in almost all the books he reads and movies he watches. And, people, he has created one of the creepiest bad guys ever in his novel 122 Rules. I mean, stay-up-under-the-covers-with-a-flashlight kind of scary! Though he does look after his own like Slytherin, he's not cunning. He prefers openness and honesty to sneaking around.But really, he's a Hufflepuff through and through (though he definitely possesses the Ravenclaw wit). He's the hardest worker I know. When most people shy away from doing something because it's hard or will take a long time, Deek rolls up his sleeves and dives in. He's dedicated and loyal beyond belief, and he makes sure the people he cares about know it. He's all about family and relationships, and he makes me feel cherished each and every day. And the man has the patience of a saint. He claims I have patience, but mine pales in comparison to his. Trust me. It does. ;)2. Now I wouldn’t know about you if it wasn’t for your books. Erin, you have a young adult series out, and Deek is just coming out with his first book. Congrats Deek! Now, can you explain your books in haiku format? I’m only kidding, but if you’re up to the challenge, you’re more than welcome to.Deek: Thank you, Kristie! It has been a seriously long road and I’m over the moon excited! Since “Birth of an American Gigolo” is coming out in January 2016, I’ll do that one.Domestic DivaHas a new boy toyGigolo for all!I also have my full-length novel, 122 Rules, coming out in 2016 with Pandamoon Publishing.Erin: OMG, that's awesome! I so knew he'd do the haiku too! Hahaha! My trilogy is a young adult high fantasy series:Kingdoms are at warFamilies are torn apartCan she save them all?Deek: Yes! That is awesome! I’m thinking we put this up on the web because it is just so perfect.3. What do you guys like about the other persons main character?Deek: Oh, wow. I think this one is probably the toughest question of your set. Erin has created some brilliantly amazing characters. Wil, Layla, and Nash are all complex, real, and totally human. As I shared their adventures, I also experienced their pain, suffering, triumphs, failures, and joys. These books take you through a whirlwind of emotions.So I’m going to take a little artist privilege, because my absolute favorite character of hers is Samson. Technically you could say he’s a secondary character, but really, he’s so prominent in the story, and so much of everyone’s fate hinges on his actions, I think I could argue for him being a main character too. JSamson, where to begin? Well, he’s funny. He has a bit of Erin’s sharp wit that I love so much. There is a line in The Fulfillment that cracks me up every single time I read it. He’s impulsive and follows his heart without always engaging his brain. This gets him into trouble more often than not, but also leads him into adventure after adventure. It is also his ultimate undoing—though I won’t divulge deets to keep from spoiling the ending for your readers. He’s also a bit oblivious. Stuff that strikes other people as dangerous/odd/wrong just sails right past Samson’s radar. I think he goes around half in his own world, half in the real one…or maybe 2/3 and 1/3. Perhaps this is why I like him so much. I can completely relate! ;-)Erin: I don't know why Deek keeps saying I'm funny because he's WAY funnier. And that's what I love about his writing style and his characters. They're in the middle of this crazy situation, and they come out with these totally hysterical lines.Hmmmm...I think my favorite character in "Birth" is Lindsey (although you do get a sneak peek of my favorite character from 122 Rules, Angel, but she hasn't grown into her kick-butt self yet in "Birth"). Where to start with Lindsey...first of all, her humor. Nearly everything she thinks to herself makes me laugh because it's full of vinegar and snark. I also appreciate her willingness to take the bull by the horns and just deal with stuff. While I might not agree with the method she chose, I give applause to the hootspa! She's not one of those women who sits around and lets stuff happen. She reacts and takes charge. Despite the fact that some of her choices make me cringe, I still have to grin because she's taking the proverbial lemon and making some spiked lemonade. ;)4. When you guys were in the writing process, what’s something that the other person did or say that stuck out?Deek: There’s just so much! Erin and I started out as critique partners and then after I found out how smart she is and how good she is at grammar, I asked her to edit “Birth.” Here are a few notes from the margins of my documents that Erin has made:· This what – I’ve *mostly* broken the habit of saying “This” something something in a sentence without a proper subject, but she used to call me on it all the time.· Passive – Gawd, how many times do I still see this note in my document.· Talking Heads – This is a relatively new one that we learned from my editor. But Erin still catches me on it.· Give me more / give me a Deekism –A lot of the time she’ll ask for “more” in a mundane section. After I’ve given her “more,” those parts usually turn out to be among my favorite of passages. Often she’s after a good simile or something funny or more details.These are just a few examples. Really anytime that Erin touches my MS, it is ALWAYS better for it. She pushes me to be more than I am, to expand my boundaries. There is zero chance I’d be anywhere near where I am today if it weren’t for her.
Erin—As always, Deek gives me wayyyyy too much credit. He's a brilliant writer without any help from me! Hmmmm...let's see. Deek likes to refer to me as Lady Shakespeare because he says my writing is very smart and regal. However, that sometimes leads to sounding too formal. Thankfully, he's always there to point out that regular people don't talk like that. It's good I write about kings and queens because that affords me a little more formality. But I struggle with it more when I'm writing my futuristic thriller. In addition, he likes to ask for more Erinisms. I think Erinisms and Deekisms are different in that I'm asking for more humor and wit from him, and he's asking for more depth and introspection from me. There are sections in my novel where Deek added some ideas, and I ended up going with his suggestions. Those are some of my favorite parts of the book...except "snicked." "Snicked" makes me cringe. You can read more about that here: http://blog.deekrhewbooks.com/2015/10/snicked.htmlDeek: The whole “snicked” controversy was just hilarious. Yes, Lady Shakespeare is perfectly apt. When I was still playing music, I could get “into” a song, feeling and hearing its different layers and how all the pieces fit together. Notes forming chords. Beats forming cadence. Melody blending or conflicting with harmony, built on the structure of the underlying rhythm and root notes. The interesting pieces of the tune, where the writer chose to sprinkle dissonance to be resolved in the next measure; leading or dragging the tempo until you think they are going to be out of time…only they aren’t, they’re just at the back of the beat. This is what Erin’s stories remind me of. Layers upon intricate layers of complex story. Beautifully interwoven to create a tale that touches your spirit, challenges your mind, and makes your blood pump all at the same time. It’s an amazing balance.5. What’s your ideal writing space? Doesn’t have to be how your writing space is now.Deek: LOL! I can already tell you what Erin’s going to say, but I’ll refrain. I like writing in our bed, with fat cat, Trinna, keeping my legs warm, and a good strong cup of coffee on my nightstand. Trinna is, right now as I type this, keeping me company.
Erin and I have also talked about writing in the car during a rain storm. She’s done that, and ironically, this PNWer has not. Well, the rainy season is coming so we’ll have to give it a try.Erin: I like writing in my bed with Deek beside me and our fat cat, Trinna, to keep us company. I need some coffee or Coke Zero and quiet...that last part is harder to find that you'd think. Like Deek said, I also like writing in the back of my car during a thunderstorm. Where I'm from, we have epic thunderstorms—torrential rain, house rattling thunder, and blinding lightning. It can be very inspiring to write under those circumstances. I'd also love to write with an ocean view, as long as the weather outside is warm. Warm beaches...yes...6. Congrats on just having your first anniversary! Let’s see how much you guys know each other. What’s the other person’s favourite song? Favourite movie? Favourite TV show? Favourite food? Favourite animal?Deek: Woop! And what an awesome year it has been! So much has happened and I’m beyond thrilled to have gotten to spend it with my bride. Okay <cracks knuckles>, here you go. Erin’s favs:Song: She doesn’t have a favorite song per se, but a series of them that she likes. We have our song, which is something I’ve always wanted, and that is romantic. She loves Green Day, Dave Mathews, Pink, Alanis Moressette, Michael Jackson. Our radio is tuned to a top 20 channel, but she’s also a country girl (she is from the south after all!). So there you go. A long-winded, not specific answer. Welcome to Erin’s world with me. JTV Show: We’ve gotten into the habit of watching an episode of something on Netflix each night. No commercials and all the seasons are available. We’ve watched Bones, Justified, Person of Interest. Her absolute favorite is probably Game of Thrones.Movie: Alright, this one is easy. She and her dad watched Tombstone in the movie theater together eight times and each and every time they stayed until the end of the credits. They liked to watch the very end where the guys walk down the street. It’s got all the elements of a great flick, but also has Val. She’s an unabashed Val Kilmer fan. In addition to this she’s got a pretty diverse taste in the silver screen. Everything from Star Trek to The Proposal.Food: Cheese pizza or Panda Express each with a regular plastic bottle of Coke. If we were back east I’d add hush puppies and queso to the list.Animal: There can only be one animal (besides her husband, I mean) for Erin and that’s our fluffy cat, Trinna.Erin: This is going to be very difficult because Deek likes different things when he's in different moods.Song: I don't think I've ever seen a more eclectic playlist than Deek's. I mean, seriously. But he started college as a music major and spent a good portion of his high school years in a band, so I guess it's too be expected. An example of his playlist titles: Darker, Grit and Grime, Roadtrip, Rocker Chicks, Blues, Retro, Feeling Mellow, Country, Fun and Sarcastic. But in terms of songs, there are a few that stand out. Of course, there's our song. He's always wanted to have a song with someone, and we have our special song "It's Your Love" that we played when we got married and that we dance to on our anniversaries. He likes "Simple Man" because he says it describes him. He's not into stuff, success, or making a name for himself. He's into family, fun, and love. And the other one is "Tangled" by Staind. It's the first song he sent me to me to describe how he felt, and it's usually one he'll pick if we're dancing or reminiscing.TV Show: I think we're kinda into whatever we're watching at the moment. Right now, that's Person of Interest. But he's also enjoyed Bones and Justified. But like me, the one he talks about the most is Game of Thrones.Movies: Deek's taste in movies is as varied as his taste in songs. But he's always saying he has an inordinate amount of brain space allocated to: Better Off Dead, Airplane, Star Wars, and Ferris Bueller's Day Off. He's also hugely into Star Trek, like me...both the old and new.Food: Deek's favorite "food" is not a food at all. He's 100% a coffee man. If there were no coffee, he would not survive, so I think he values it more than food. LOL! In terms of what he likes to eat, he'll eat anything. Whenever we go to a restaurant, he almost always orders something different from the last time. I love it when he asks the waiter or waitress what they like and then orders that. I don't know anyone else who does that. But if he had his ultimate druthers, I think he'd eat pizza, Panda Express, or popcorn in bed with me on a quiet evening. Oh, and queso. Queso is the best.Animal: Deek had a cat growing up named Eddie, and he adored that cat. There are so many Eddie stories. But I think our Trinna baby is on par with Eddie in Deek's heart. I actually brought her into the relationship, so she started out as my cat. But Deek has won her heart, as he does with everyone. She's such a Daddy's girl now! But it’s a running joke in our house that Deek likes iguanas. Last year, he even received a stuffed iguana for his birthday because we talk about iguanas so much… LOL!Deek: Yes! Erin totally nailed it. Without coffee I’m pretty sure my world would come to a grinding halt with a squeal of rusty metal. She’s totally spot on about Trinna and Eddie. These two felines are kindred spirits.7. I’m not sure what your weather is like around this time of year, but here in Manitoba, we have snow. Lots and lots of snow. If you guys were snowed in for a day, what would you guys do together?Deek: Our seasons are really mild here in the PNW. Sun in the summer, rain the rest of the time. Erin thought I was exaggerating about the rain, because the first year she was here was unusually dry and warm. But old Oregon is showing her cranky side this year and we’ve been caught in a constant drizzle.Back to your question: If we were snowed in. Well, if we were in the South we’d be hitting the market for bread, eggs, and milk. Oddly it’s a tradition to make French toast there when it snows. But here if we were snowed in, I’d say we would hang out on the warm side of the window, watching the snow. We’d drink coffee, eat pizza (if we could get it beforehand), watch a movie, write, and just hanging out. Actually, that sounds like a perfect afternoon to me!Erin: I'm going to be honest. I hate snow. Hate it. I abhor being cold and am a total sunshine and warmth girl. So, if it were snowing, there would have to be some mechanism in the house to keep me toasty warm. I'd need coffee, yummy food, cozy blankets, and Deek. I'd watch TV and movies, write, and spend time talking and laughing with my best friend. :) But...I'd rather do all that with a beach view instead of a snow view. LOL!Deek: I always felt bad for dragging my bride across the country to live in a land surrounded by mountains. It’s really pretty but it snows in dem dar hills…a lot. We might get up to go tubing this winter, then Erin can say she did it, but if we do it’ll only be once and because she’s kind enough to humor me…even while she shivers. The view of the mountains is gorgeous and there’s something serene about new-fallen snow surrounded by pine trees, but if I had my choice we’d go someplace warm and sunny. See my reply about the ideal vacation.8. When you’re not busy adulting, what would you guys do on a free evening?
Deek: There are so many danged responsibilities to adulting! During the week, we work out, walk to the grocery store while chatting about everything and nothing, and watch a little TV. I’m a really simple person. Fortunately for me, Erin rolls with my simpletoness.Erin: What is this free evening of which you speak?? We work out, watch one show a night, write, and spend time lying in bed talking about life. Of all the things we do, that time spent face-to-face chatting about everything and nothing is the one "must do." PS. Deek is so NOT a simpleton. Silly man! We are simple people though, in that we enjoy the things in life that have true value—love, family, friends, connection.Deek: This is just hypothetical, right? This free night thing doesn’t actually exist…does it?9. What would be an ideal vacation for you guys?Deek: Someplace warm!!! Some day we want to go to an island where you can swim in the pond of a waterfall. We want to lie in hammocks, get massages, and drink exotic fruity drinks with umbrellas in them. We like to balance chillaxin’ with doing stuff. For our May wedding, we honeymooned at Carolina Beach which was just amazing. We slept and caroused and played and hung out for hours talking and enjoying each other’s company.Erin: I want to go the Caribbean so badly! Warm beaches, hot sunshine, hammocks, massages. Check, check, and check. Like Deek said, we spent time in Carolina Beach for our honeymoon, and it was one of the BEST times of my life. I'd love to go anywhere as long as Deek came with me!10. If you guys were to have an exotic animal, what would it be and what would you name it?Deek: Well, I’ve not made it a secret that I’ve always wanted to be able to fly. So if I got to choose my flying animal form, I’d get a griffin! Hmmmm a name for my griffin? I don’t think I’d have a choice but to call him Merv! JErin: I tried to convince my friend Angela to bring to me a koala when she came to visit the US from Australia. Sadly, there's a customs problem with that. But I'd love to have a koala to look at me with those precious big eyes and its fluffy little ears. Angela told me koalas are mean, but I'm going to keep pretending their sweet little fluffy teddy bears and ignore evidence to the contrary. ;) And I'd name him Iggy for no reason at all. I really adore manatees, but I couldn’t think of a way to actually have a manatee. Although, it would be super cool to have a Star Trek 4 moment and say to Deek, “Captain, there be manatees here.” If I had a manatee, I’d name her Barbara so I could sing the Veggie Tales “Barbara Manatee” song to her. I’m a dork. I know it. ;)Deek: See? This is what I’m talking about. She gives me way too much credit, because Erin is hilarious!
About Deek Rhew
Deek lives in a rainy pocket in the Pacific Northwest with his stunning YA author bride, Erin Rhew, and their writing assistant, a fat tabby named Trinity. They enjoy lingering in the mornings, and often late into the night, caught up Erin’s fantastic fantasy worlds of noble princes and knights and entwined in Deek’s dark underworld of the FBI and drug lords. His first full-lengthed novel 122 Rules releases with Pandamoon Publishing in 2016.
Deek and Erin enjoy spending time with friends, running, boxing, lifting weights, eating popcorn, drinking Coke Zero, and living life to the fullest.
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